Legal Disclaimer – Terms & Conditions

Legal Mumbo Jumbo

Legal Disclaimer: As per the advice of my lawyer, I have to put this disclaimer on here.

We are not directly or legally affiliated with Scotland in any way other than enjoying the kilt. These images are the sole property of the webmaster of this site, and all models on here have posed for these pics of their own free will. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. The webmaster of this site holds all images under legal copyright laws and displays them under these rights.

Do not use this website while under the influence of Soylent Green or while operating heavy equipment. Dr. Who fans are from Whoville, get over it, you can’t convince me otherwise. Many models on this site are slippery when wet. The decision of the judges is final and cannot be appealed. This page is made from 100% recycled electrons. Do not use this website on food. Do not use this website as food. Rare cases of spontaneous pregnancy have been reported after viewing this website. Parental advisory – Explicit Comments. MEN: No shorts, no shirt, no service. LADIES: No shorts, no shirt, no charge. Left lane must turn left. This space (                    ) intentionally left blank. Listen to your mom. Eat your veggies. Wear your seat belt. Don’t take candy from strangers… or strange people… or anyone really, except us. We’re OK, you can trust us.

Yes, my lawyer is still making me continue this legal disclaimer

If something offends you, lighten up, get a life and move on. By reading this, you have allowed me full control of your mind. This list was current at the time of printing. Terms are subject to change without notice. This supersedes all previous notices. Allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery. Patent pending. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. No puppies were hurt during the making of this website. However, we are still looking for the kittens. Do not place near a magnetic source. No salt, MSG, or artificial flavoring or color has been added. May contain nuts, a lot of nuts. In fact, quite possibly a crap tonne of nuts. Do not use near a bathtub.

This website will not protect against sexually transmitted diseases or protect against pregnancy. The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. I prefer Trojan. They just seem to work better for me. Durex makes a pretty good one as well. Be careful of the ones you buy in a gas station bathroom. I just wouldn’t trust them. But I digress.

You would think we would be covered by now, not so much.

Please keep hands and feet fully inside the website until the website has come to a complete and total stop. Blackout dates may apply. Action figures sold separately. Side effects may include nausea, migraine headaches, nose bleeds, anal leakage, cancer of the middle finger, loss of vision in the left eye, unexplained restless leg syndrome, and sneezing. Cute Fuzzy Bunny (CFB) disclaims all liability, including liability for infringement of any proprietary rights, relating to use of information in this specification. CFB does not warrant or represent that such use will not infringe such rights. In fact, that’s a very strong possibility. And while we are on it, who the HELL is CFB anyway?

Disclaimer does not cover:

  • misuse
  • accident
  • lightning
  • flood
  • tornado
  • tsunami
  • volcanic eruption
  • earthquake
  • hurricanes
  • other acts of God
  • neglect
  • damage from improper use
  • incorrect line voltage
  • unauthorized use
  • unauthorized repair
  • improper installation
  • typos
  • broken antenna
  • marred cabinet
  • missing or altered serial numbers
  • electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts
  • sonic boom vibrations
  • customer adjustments that are not covered in this list
  • incidents owing to
    • an airplane crash
    • ship sinking or taking on water
    • motor vehicle crashing
    • dropping the item
    • falling rocks
    • leaky roof
    • broken glass
    • disk failure
    • accidental file deletions
    • mud slides
    • forest fire
    • hitting of a deer
    • milk coming out of your nose due to laughing while drinking
    • projectiles, which can include, but are not limited to
      • arrows
      • bullet shots
      • BBs
      • shrapnel
      • lasers
      • napalm
      • torpedoes
      • emissions of X-rays
        • Alpha
        • Beta
        • Gamma rays
      • knives
      • stones
      • etc.

This disclaimer may not be copied or reproduced in any form without the expressed written consent of whoever (whoever? Or is it whomever? whoever I stole, whomever I stole…oh well) whomever I stole it from.